Of wooden men and shopping centers

Of wooden men and shopping centers

I've finally finished PH! the last trip down the Temple of the Ocean King and the final boss fights were immensely cool and awesome, and the ending… i love Zelda.. i wish i didn't have to leave all my games and manga and books and everything when Miraz faked my death. I'll be starting on FFIV soon atleast, thank god for remakes.

I had an urgent call telling me to meet up at a shopping mall. Apparently people had been fleeing the place screaming about monsters.. so a small "taskforce" (meaning ofcourse expendable subjects), were sent in from each of the two entrances to see what it was and if it was indeed (and most likely ofcourse) something supernatural.
I met up with Mato, Stalker and . . Allan.. i think, a mastigos if i'm not wrong.
We quickly started going inside, and while Mato started communing with the spirits i noticed something moving in a clothes shop, i pointed it out and me and Stalker started sneaking up to the main entrance since Mato still stood in the ajoining make-up shop.. when.. i don't know what happened but i suddenly noticed some jeans and ju i thought i saw something in the dressing room so i went to check, and then suddenly wooden hands were grabbing me out of the mirror!!
I had cast Knife Fist before we entered so i diverted a part of the force and shattered the mirror revealing…
A wooden little man formed thing.. i started pummeling him with all my skill, when suddenly i felt something groping at my legs and found that the baseboard was grabbing at my legs! obviously controlled by "Pinocchio". he stepped back, i felt magic being cast and he dissapeared.. i started struggling to free myself from the baseboards when the cornice slammed into my shoulder and started strangling me, while sticking nails into my throat.. I've never been so afraid.. barring Fear.. i tried best as i could i could keep it away.. and then it went black.. and the next thing i knew I was supported by a very muscular Mato Who aided me and together we finally managed to get it off my throat.. only to have it wrap itself around his arm.. sticking a nail through his wrist and hoisting itself back into place.. with Mato! i started throwing shuriken at it trying with everything i got to break it apart, with the help of Stalker shooting it, before Mato took his shotgun and blasted it to pieces.. after that we proceeded to help Allan a bit with getting out from a pile of clothes tht had grabbed him.. and in hindsight if i had remembered my apple and thought of this back then, i could have ended this with a bunch of termites much faster… after checking that everyone was okay, we proceeded further in finding the other group, who was being assaulted by some things.. and Pinocchio.. and accompanied by a teenager.

The teenager killed Pinocchio… THE TEENAGER! KILLED! PINOCCHIO!… (i feel like i suck now..) and we went out.
I hope this doesn't happen too often.

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